Alexa, Please Apologize to the Cities that did not get HQ2

While many of us in the D.C. region were celebrating Amazon’s HQ2 announcement, McGarrah Jessee, an Austin-based agency, was busy crafting custom break up messages for Montgomery County, Md, and the 16 cities that did not get a piece of Amazon, including the agency’s hometown of Austin.

The agency felt that the best way to get their message delivered was by Amazon’s own technology. NOTE: This is a spoof! The messages nor the delivery mechanism were endorsed or approved by Amazon.

Again, the agency’s work did not have the approval or endorsement of Amazon. To access the messages, you’ll need to enable McGarrah Jessee’s “Please Apologize” skill and then say “Alexa, please.” Or, click on the Soundcloud links below:

Happy Thanksgiving!